Gift Registry
Mood:
hungry
Now Playing: Steven Lynch - Damn thats an ugly baby
Ok we did some gift registry stuff so people will stop calling me on the damn phone and asking me "where are you registered" while im trying to tell some n00b who thinks they are |33t on Quake or Battlefront 2 that they just got PwN3d!!!!!@@!@!!1111@!@!!@!!!@!@!elevenoneoneeleven$#!!.
Registry Locations currently:
The Green Door
Wal-Mart
We will most likely add a registry on Amazon.com as well when we get time to do so.
Cylncr
Posted by cylncr
at 4:32 PM CST
Invitation Draft #1
Mood:
hungry
On the Date of
June 25th
2006
You are cordially invited
to the joining of
cylncr
&
Teh Lawn-gnome
Ceremony will be at 6:00pm
and refreshments will
be served shortly thereafter.
Just a Note
Being the ecentric pair that we are, we have decided on a wedding not quite like most others. Unfortunately this also means a few rules.
#1. Semi-formal. Please no jeans, sweatpants, or the like. If we wanted people to dress like this at our wedding we would be wearing our PJ's instead of strict formalwear.
#2. No Children. That means all under the age of 18. Children don't understand what's going on for the most part, therefore get bored and want to run around and play. The location we will be using is not designed for kids (can be quite hazardous in fact) and the bride cannont take time from her duties to babysit since the parents cannot seem to do so. (you know who you are...keep your damn kids under control and away from us)
#3. Cell phones and camera's. We want everyone to enjoy the wedding. Unfortuneately there are many things that detract from this. Mainly cell phones and camera's. Please leave all cell phones in your vehicles and refrain from bringing cameras at all. Professional photo's will be available so please just contact the couple after the wedding.Not sure what else needs to be on this... will have to think about it.
Teh Lawn-Gnome
Posted by cylncr
at 11:08 AM CST
Updated: Wednesday, 12/21/2005 4:32 PM CST
Chill'ens & Rantin'
Mood:
irritated
Now Playing: Steven Lynch - That's Why Mommy Left Us
I am not pregnant.
I am not pregnant!!!I am not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no plans of being pregnant.
I have an itty bitty body that can't handle such a thing, so the question is why the fuck is anyone even suggesting it?
Also take in consideration the sheer amount of mutations and dysfuntional body pieces that I have, why on earth would I want to gift that to another of my speices? Unlike what others believe I'm not quite that mean.
Oh, and while we're talking about dysfunctional; yes I sew, play video games, knitt, do house repairs (dry wall, painting, wallpaper, and all other shit) and cook (from scratch).
Believe it or get out of my kitchen
BITCH!!!!!Teh Lawn-Gnome
Posted by cylncr
at 12:15 AM CST
Quick Update
Mood:
chatty
Now Playing: Happy Wedding - Dance Dance Revolution 8th Mix
Date has been settled on, June 25th.
Colors are Blue and Silver.
Flowers are to be chosen by the bride.
No pets allowed. (edit 12/18/05 0945hrs)
And the rest will be announced a little later.
Teh Lawn-Gnome
Posted by cylncr
at 2:18 AM CST
Updated: Sunday, 12/18/2005 9:46 AM CST
Random Thoughts and Rants 12/17/05 2022hrs
Mood:
mischievious
Now Playing: Slipknot - Before I Forget, Mudvayne - Forgot to Remember
!!WARNING!!
THIS BLOG MAY BE UN-SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 30
Ok and now on to random thoughts and rants.
RULES
Laying the ground rules(there will be more) for the wedding - Any deviation of these rules will result in being beaten by a drunk canuck
1) NO CHILDREN UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE ALLOWED...NO EXCEPTIONS!
2) NO CAMERAS/CELL-PHONES/OR IMAGE TAKING DEVICES ALLOWED!
3) NO DENIM JEANS/SWEAT-PANTS/IN-APPROPRIATE ATTIRE, IF I HAVE TO DRESS UP THEN SO DO YOU...GET OVER IT
4) NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS BLOG, ANY COMPLAINTS WILL BE PLACED IN FILE-13, THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE ON THE WEB AND WILL BE USED AS SUCH, IF YOU WANT A KINDER, MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT BLOG MAKE YOUR OWN
RANTS
1) No we are not getting married due to a pregnancy, we arent like 99% of the world, and if that isnt painfully obvious by now then something is wrong wih you
2) We are in control of of this situation, any attempt at a take-over in the planning and execution of this wedding will result in extended torture performed by the Bride herself
3) This is a non-religious ceremony so dont bring your false gods into this
Revisions and Updates as they become available
Cylncr & Teh Lawn-Gnome
Posted by cylncr
at 8:21 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 12/17/2005 8:38 PM CST
First Post 12/17/05 0435
Mood:
caffeinated
Now Playing: System of a Down - Hypnotize, Sevendust - Ugly
Ok this is the first post on here so lets lay down a few basics
1) i proposed to my fiancee on 12/15/05 @ 1815hrs CT
2) She said yes (a bit of the obvious as if she had said no this wouldnt be on here)
3) Most people are as of this moment in the dark about the whole situation (we decided to wait a few days to break it to everyone)
4) This log will be updated as i feel like updating so if it lingers un-updated for awhile dont email me and ask me to update it because 99% of all my emails go directly to the trash-bin (hotmail has too much spam)
5) If you have any questions/comments/concerns about anything you read here feel free to email me, but also refer to #4 above before you do
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Posted by cylncr
at 4:36 AM CST
